Gifts
⚠️ Now Accepting ApologiesRevenge is a gift best given loudly.
The internet's only curated collection of gifts that kids (and fur babies) LOVE and parents absolutely despise. Rated by obnoxiousness. Sorted by age. Weaponized by you.
Revenge is a gift best given loudly.
The internet's only curated collection of gifts that kids (and fur babies) LOVE and parents absolutely despise. Rated by obnoxiousness. Sorted by age. Weaponized by you.
Every gift rated on our proprietary Parent Suffering Scale™. Click to filter.
A gentle nudge. Parents sigh but survive.
You'll get a look. Friendship tested.
Expect a phone call. Possibly legal threats.
Uninvited from all future gatherings.
Sorry Not Sorry Gifts is not responsible for damaged friendships, noise complaints, stained carpets, mysterious smells, spontaneous 6am drum solos, glitter that outlives us all, pets questioning their life choices, existential crises, or the silent treatment. All gifts guaranteed to bring joy to children and suffering to adults. You've been warned.
Click a product to buy on Amazon. We curate, they ship. You cause chaos.
The gift does the damage. The wrapping delivers the warning. Seal the deal with maximum impact.
Four easy steps. Zero remorse required.
Browse by age group and select your desired level of parental suffering.
Every product ships via Amazon Prime. Add gift wrap & accessories for maximum chaos.
Add some prank wrapping paper from our Extras section. Then leave. Quickly.
Sit back. Wait for the text. Screenshot the reaction. Share with us.
Real stories. Real suffering. Real satisfaction.
My sister bought my kid a recorder. I sent her 3-year-old a full drum kit AND a megaphone. The gift card said "Nurture his talent!" We're even now.
The "Sorry Not Sorry" wrapping paper was the cherry on top. My brother opened the wrapping and KNEW he was in trouble before the gift was even revealed.
Bought the 200-piece Lego set for my coworker's kid. She hasn't walked barefoot since. The t-shirt I wore said "I bought your kid a drum kit. You're welcome."
Got my sister's golden retriever the Wobble Wag Giggle Ball. It rolls across their hardwood at 3am making demonic laughing sounds. She called me at 4am convinced the house was haunted. Best $11 I ever spent.
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