Revenge is a gift best given loudly.
The internet's only curated collection of gifts that kids LOVE and parents absolutely despise. Rated by obnoxiousness. Sorted by age. Shipped via Amazon or as exclusive branded merch.
Every gift rated on our proprietary Parent Suffering Scale™. Click to filter.
A gentle nudge. Parents sigh but survive.
You'll get a look. Friendship tested.
Expect a phone call. Possibly legal threats.
Uninvited from all future gatherings.
Sorry Not Sorry Gifts is not responsible for damaged friendships, noise complaints, stained carpets, mysterious smells, existential crises, or the silent treatment. All gifts guaranteed to bring joy to children and suffering to adults.
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Real stories. Real suffering. Real satisfaction.
My sister bought my kid a recorder. I sent her 3-year-old a full drum kit AND a megaphone. The gift card said "Nurture his talent!" We're even now.
The "Sorry Not Sorry" wrapping paper was the cherry on top. My brother opened the wrapping and KNEW he was in trouble before the gift was even revealed.
Bought the 200-piece Lego set for my coworker's kid. She hasn't walked barefoot since. The t-shirt I wore said "I bought your kid a drum kit. You're welcome."