Terms of Service

Last updated: February 17, 2026

Welcome to sorrynotsorrygifts.com (the "Site"), operated by Unhappy Parents LLC ("we," "us," or "our"). By using this Site, you agree to these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, please do not use the Site.

What We Do

Sorry Not Sorry Gifts is an affiliate product curation site. We recommend obnoxious, fun, and hilarious gifts for kids and pets. We do not sell products directly. When you click a product link, you are taken to Amazon.com (or another third-party retailer) where you can complete your purchase.

Affiliate Relationship

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program. We earn a small commission when you purchase products through our affiliate links at no additional cost to you. This commission helps us keep the site running.

We are not responsible for the products sold on Amazon, including product quality, availability, pricing, shipping, or returns. All product transactions are between you and Amazon.

Product Information

We do our best to provide accurate product names, descriptions, and approximate prices. However:

Prices on Amazon change frequently and may differ from what we display
Products may become unavailable or discontinued at any time
Product descriptions on our Site are editorial summaries, not manufacturer specifications
Age group recommendations are our own suggestions and may differ from manufacturer guidelines — always check the product listing on Amazon for official age ratings and safety information

Annoyance Ratings

Our "annoyance level" ratings (Mild, Spicy, Nuclear, War Crime) are humorous editorial opinions, not safety ratings. We do not guarantee any particular level of chaos, noise, mess, or parental suffering. Results may vary. We accept no liability for glitter that never comes out of carpet.

No Warranty

This Site is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. We do not guarantee that the Site will be available, error-free, or that all links will be functional at all times.

Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Unhappy Parents LLC shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages arising from your use of this Site, including but not limited to:

Purchases made through affiliate links
Product defects, injuries, or dissatisfaction
Any disruption to household peace caused by gifts purchased via our recommendations

Intellectual Property

All content on this Site — including text, design, logos, and graphics — is the property of Unhappy Parents LLC and is protected by copyright law. You may not reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works from our content without written permission.

User Conduct

You agree not to:

Use the Site for any unlawful purpose
Attempt to interfere with or disrupt the Site's operation
Scrape, copy, or republish our product listings or content

External Links

Our Site contains links to third-party websites (primarily Amazon.com). We are not responsible for the content, policies, or practices of any linked sites. Clicking an external link means you are subject to that site's terms and privacy policy.

Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms at any time. Continued use of the Site after changes constitutes acceptance of the updated Terms.

Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the state in which Unhappy Parents LLC is registered, without regard to conflict of law provisions.

Contact Us

Questions about these Terms? Reach us at:
samuel@sorrynotsorrygifts.com